Fungryhippo☮

Director of Farting Bean Production ☮ I ride on my wizardly-ninja-unicorn friend to school ☮ Everlasting Friendship with a 3 eyed ALIEN :3

“In the world there are, on average, five people with the look identical to yours.” 

There are 5 sexy motherf*ckers out there.

(Source: amorcomhumor)

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

(Source: epic4chan)

(Source: youwantsomepearlsmuthafuckaaa)

That awkward moment when you accidentally post the same thing twice. 

“DELETE THE SECOND ONE QUICK DELETE DELETE DELETE! DELLLEEETTTTEEEE!”

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

(Source: iboughtafuckinggateau)

Zac Efron lets Vanessa walk first so people know how amazing she is.

Will Smith does THIS.

(Source: iampinkshirt)

tltty:

this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth

this was her after ripping off the tape

and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures

Fun times with Grandma.

(Source: thewhatever)

”_______ liked your post” 

are you ashamed of reblogging me

(Source: niall-horan)

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